The Hall of Presidents

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Located in Liberty Square, in Disney World’s Magic Kingdom, you’ll find the Hall of Presidents. Consisting of a 30 minute presentation, the attraction features audio-Animatronic figures of all 44 US presidents, each of whom make a statement to the audience. Now imagine visiting it in two years.

George Washington: “We fought the world’s most powerful army and won freedom for our nation’s future.”

Thomas Jefferson “We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal.”

Abraham Lincoln: “A house divided cannot stand.”

Donald Trump: “They can go fuck themselves. We are going to win just win just win so much you’re going to say Mr. President please stop winning we are tired of winning so much.”

John Kasich: “People are looking for a hug that’s really kind of really all they want from their President.”

Bernie Sanders: it is wrong for us to ignore the damage millionaires and billionaires due to our economy.”

Hillary Clinton: When Republicans say stupid stuff like regulations harm our economy, we need to bark like dogs.” [She actually barks]

There’s really nothing else to say is there? Preorder your tickets today!